Meet Roswell

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Rescued from a shelter by Jack Partfine, Roswell is neither thankful nor happy to have to deal with Partfine's crazy Bigfoot, UFO, Ghost-Hunting crap. He's a skeptic when it comes to everything... everything except... Foamy! Noticing a reoccurring squirrel throughout Partfine's collection of old documentary footage, Roswell is convinced that Foamy the Squirrel is hell-bent on ruling the world and destroying his owners in order to use their brains for an army of logic-enforcing robots. Proof you say? He's workin' on it.