(https://forum.foamyfanatics.net/images/characters/meetSalt.webp)
An aspiring novelist with an odd obsession for waffles, he currently lives in a storage unit in N.Y.C. He spends most of his time working on stories while making a meager living reselling thrift store treasures online. His childhood was pretty much ruined because of constant bullying and belittling due to his bizarre voice, which hasn't changed since he was 12. He reluctantly took Foamy in after finding him living in his PO Box, and now has to deal with his antics on a daily basis. At least for the time being...